BWQ: The Theme, B.A. Song and It Sucks to Be Me

Huh, well, here’s the first of the parody. Takes place in a world where ALL the Beast Warriors, except TM2 Dinobot and Transmutate, are alive. Another thing, they’re all in whatever form we all saw them first.

BEAST WARS Q

We can see all the Maximals, grinning and looking smug. Then, as they stand up, we hear music.

“The Avenue Q Theme”

retitled as

“The Axalon Q Theme”

The sun is shining it’s a lovely day,
A perfect morning for Maximals to play,
But you’ve got lots of Preds to slay,
What do you do?

You work real hard but the cubes come low,
And every hour goes oh so slow,
And at the end of the day, there’s nowhere to go…

But home to Axalon Q!!!

You live in Axalon Q,
Your friends do too,
You are stuck on Earth,
And you live in Axalon Q,

You live in Axalon Q!

You live in Axalon Q!

The Maximals separate and take their leave, all except one…

“What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?”

retitled as

“What Do You Do when You’re a Hunter?”

DEPTH CHARGE:
What do you do, when you’re a hunter?
What is my life going to be?
Four years of chasing and plenty of bloodshed,
And I’m just chasing X some more…

I can’t go home to
Cybertron just yet,
The universe is such a big place.

But somehow, I can’t shake,
The feeling I finally might,
Get rid of
X once and for all…

DEPTH CHARGE sighs and leaves. The view shifts to just outside the Axalon, where we see SILVERBOLT standing guard. He clearly looks bored. Suddenly, AIRAZOR glides down to him. Eagerly, she greets him.

“It Sucks to Be Me”

retitled as, well, it’s not retitled at all!

AIRAZOR
Morning, Silverbolt!

SILVERBOLT
Hi, Airazor.

AIRAZOR
How’s life?

SILVERBOLT
Disappointing!

AIRAZOR
What’s the matter?

SILVERBOLT
Well, I’m on guard duty again.

AIRAZOR
Oh, I’m sorry!

SILVERBOLT
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I’m a fuzor, I’ve got
A lovely lady, but….

AIRAZOR
What?

SILVERBOLT
No, it sounds stupid.

AIRAZOR
Aww, come on!

SILVERBOLT
When I was but a sparkling
I thought I would be…

AIRAZOR
What?

SILVERBOLT
A great fearless leader
serving my planet,
But now I’m here
And as you can see
I’m not

AIRAZOR
Nope!

SILVERBOLT
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.

AIRAZOR
Nooo.

SILVERBOLT
It sucks to be me.

AIRAZOR
No!

SILVERBOLT
It sucks to be here
all the time
and always on guard duty.
It sucks to be me.

AIRAZOR
Oh, you think your life sucks?

SILVERBOLT
I think so.

AIRAZOR
Your problems aren’t so bad!
I’m kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.

SILVERBOLT
You are.

AIRAZOR
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like sunsets and flying.
And as you know,
BA’s the only other femme,
So why don’t I have
A boyfriend?

FUCK!
It sucks to be me!

SILVERBOLT
Me too.

AIRAZOR
It sucks to be me.

SILVERBOLT
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be ‘Bolts…

AIRAZOR
And ‘Razor…

SILVERBOLT
To be on guard duty!

AIRAZOR
To not have a date!

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

Suddenly, we hear loud bickering. DINOBOT and RATTRAP walk out of the Axalon yelling at each other.

SILVERBOLT
Hey, Dinobot, Rattrap, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?

DINOBOT
Ah, certainly.

AIRAZOR
Whose life sucks more?
Silverbolt’s or mine?

RATTRAP and DINOBOT look at each other.

RATTRAP AND DINOBOT
TCH,

Ours!

DINOBOT
We’ve fought together,

RATTRAP
On ev’ry mission so fah

DINOBOT
We’ve been the best
of enemies…

RATTRAP
…Eva since da
day we met.

DINOBOT
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset!

Oh, every day is
An aggravation.

RATTRAP
C’mon, dat’s an exaggeration!

DINOBOT
You leave your trash out.
You put your feet on the chairs.

RATTRAP
Oh ya?
You do such anal
Things like polishing
Ya inner-‘mor.

DINOBOT
You make that very small ship
We all share—

Like the pit!

RATTRAP
So do ya,
Dat’s why Ah’m in the pit too!

DINOBOT
It sucks to be me!

RATTRAP
No, it sucks ta be me!

AIRAZOR
It sucks to be me!

SILVERBOLT
It sucks to be me!

ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn’t suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

The four danced around happily, when BLACKARACHNIA suddenly comes down from the Axalon’s lift.

BLACKARACHNIA
Why are you all so happy?

RATTRAP
‘Cause ouh lives suck!

BLACKARACHNIA
Your lives suck?
Am I hearing you correctly?

Ha!!!

I came to the Maximals
In search of some power!
Tried to work with
everyone
But I’m still a Pred at heart!
But with hard work,
I earned everyone’s trust!
Especially Primal’s!
And now I’ve been accepted!
But I’ve lost all my plans!
And I have a
Fuzor fiancé,
Who’s always getting
Slagged by Waspinator!

It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!

I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It sucks to be me!

TIGATRON suddenly enters and looks around at the gathered Maximals.

TIGATRON
Excuse me?

SILVERBOLT
Hey there.

TIGATRON
Sorry to bother you, but have any of you seen Optimus Primal?.

BLACKARACHNIA
Nope. Why are you looking for him anyway?

TIGATRON
Well, I need to talk to him about
some energon reserves I found up north
and also about some…
Interesting things I’ve observed.

SILVERBOLT
What interesting things?

TIGATRON
Sorry, I can’t tell you that.

SILVERBOLT
Why not!?

Before TIGATRON can answer, DEPTH CHARGE suddenly comes running straight at them.

DEPTH CHARGE
Out of the way!!!

TIGATRON
Oh my Primus!
It’s Depth Charge!

DEPTH CHARGE skids to a halt just before them.

DEPTH CHARGE
Yep it’s me!
My name is Depth Charge,
I’m a guard from Omicron.
I had a perfect life
That got destroyed by X!
Now I’m stuck here and
I’m the butt
Of everyone’s angst fics,
But I’m here -
Hunting Rampage!
By Axalon Q -

ALL
It sucks to be you.

AIRAZOR
You win!

ALL
It sucks to be you.

SILVERBOLT
I feel better now!

DEPTH CHARGE
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
“How’s the hunt goin’ DC?!”

It gets old.

ALL
It sucks to be you
In Axalon Q
(Sucks to be me)
Near Axalon Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Axalon Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We’re together—
We’re together
Here on Axalon Q!
We live in Axalon Q!
Our friends do too!
‘Til we get off
This dust ball,
We live in Axalon Q!

TIGATRON
We love this planet—

ALL
(Speak for yourself!)
We live in Axalon Q!

RATTRAP
—But we hate da Beast Wars—

ALL
We live in Axalon Q!

DEPTH CHARGE
—And I still hate X!

ALL
This is the Axalon Q!

All seven of them grin and turn towards the Axalon. However, they freeze once they see who is standing there.

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
What. Is. Going. On. Here.

RATTRAP
-Gulp- Eh, well, ya know, sometimes when ya feel like it, ya just gotta break inta song!
Eh…

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
Right.
–Turns to Dinobot- Somehow I expected you to be above this.

DINOBOT
For once, I agree with the vermin. It was by a sudden impulse to sing something ridiculous that I joined in on this.

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
-Sigh- Well anyway, Rattrap, I have a special mission for you.

RATTRAP
What now, Boss Monkey?

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
I can’t tell you in front of everyone. Let’s talk privately.

RATTRAP
Oh no, ya don’t! I ain’t givin’ ya a lay again!

EVERYONE
……………………………..

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
He’s just kidding, honest.

-To Rattrap- It’s nothing of that kind, Rattrap, I swear. You might enjoy this too.

RATTRAP
Define enjoy.

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
Let me give you a hint. It involves stealth, planting something hidden and the Predacon base.

RATTRAP
I’m in! So, Fearless Leader, what I gotta plant?

OPTIMUS PRIMAL grins and pulls out something small and dark gray.

OPTIMUS PRIMAL
Oh nothing, just a little thing called…hidden camera.

RATTRAP smiles darkly.

So it begins! Next up: A look into the Predacon Base and how Megatron has to deal with some…*snorts* spiders, crabs and snakes that think he swings the “other way.”

Beast Wars + Avenue Q?!?!?

Nya…well…I’m a huge fan of Beast Wars and Avenue Q so I was like, why not mix it together…? The result:

BEAST WARS Q

I think I’ll post the song changes up here, since I’m not sure what the guys in FF.net would say…

BWQ is a collab between me and my sister, by the way.

Introduction

~AMIMANA~

The inborn power of the Ignacians

That which few can master to the highest level

The power sought by the Etriouans

A desire shared by the Urians

Protected by the Onirians

And gifted to the people by Auriyans

This is the story of Ami Toria,

Bringer of peace and war

To the five nations.

Savior of the Planet Cautrisha,

And her story of redmption.

~AMIMANA~

Hello…You’re all probably wondering what this is about. Apparently, my subconscious has been making stories on its own, and it chose to let this out when I decided to make a blog. So ta-da, Amimana.

 

Welome to Amimana!

Ah…hello…welcome to my blog, yeah, first posts can be so…awkward, no? Well…anyways…this’ll just be a place for me to post random stuff, stories, things I want to share, not-so-personal stuff…things like that, okay? Well…I hope this can turn out better than my other attempts at keeping a blog…well…Ja! ^___^